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If you think that the "Designated Hitter Rule" in major league baseball is confusing, frustrating and/or infuriating, you should check out the "Designated Terrorist Rule." Osama bin Laden and fifteen of the nineteen cruds that did the "Nine-Eleven" gig are/were from Saudi Arabia. Essentially, they hijacked four airliners, trashed the World Trade Center, scratched the paint on the Pentagon, and killed thousands of people. Why were only fifteen of the nineteen from Saudi Arabia? Because, they were hijacking four airliners, that's why. You don't expect Saudis to carry their own luggage, do you? In response to this, the Saudi Arabian Oil Company (Saudi government) allowed us to vent our anguish by bombing the snot out of Afghanistan. Why Afghanistan? Because nobody really cares if you kill poor people in third-world countries, that's why. (Gawd forbid, that the rich should ever be held responsible for their actions.) Following that, our lust for (insert latest politically correct euphemism for "revenge" here) having not yet been satisfied, they kindly allowed us to "liberate" Iraq (into the Stone Age). Why Iraq? Because, the Iraqis are our "utility villains" in the Middle-East, that's why. George Junior is using them to take our minds off the "Saudi Connection" just like his daddy used them to try to take our minds off the S&L Crisis. Besides, Iraq was the only country that posed any real threat to Saudi control over oil prices. Now, if you think that is just a tad unfair, consider the other set of rules the Saudis have set with regard to terrorist attacks on Israel (via their lackey George Bush). Simply put, the Saudi's pet Palestinians are allowed to commit all the terrorist acts they please in the State of Israel - with total impunity. I mean, what's the deal? It only counts if they destroy expensive American commercial real estate? No, that can't be it. Judging from the ease with which they got away with the World Trade Center caper, the Bush administration has given the Saudis carte blanche to destroy as much Israeli AND American real estate as they want. Could the answer lie in the "social status" of the people who are killed? Granted, Israeli women and children don't count nearly as much as rich American bankers, lawyers and businessmen (to politicians), but it's still pretty nasty either way. I hate to
say this, but I'm beginning to get the horrible, sinking feeling that
it's because they're… you know… JEWS. Maybe Jews don't count.
Maybe it's okay to kill Jews. I remember a guy named Hitler who seemed
to think so, but George Bush is nothing like Adolph Hitler. George Bush
is taller and he doesn't have a mustache. As a matter of fact, I'm sure
that George and his Saudi masters are busy working on a final solution
to the Israeli problem right now…. |